So, Dick it a bit sadistic... sorry if that offended anyone. He's not, but I am.

So this week has been busy in the gaming industry with E3 going down. We heard some pretty cool announcements. I'm very excited to see what Microsoft's Project Natal looks like in the near future. It looks like a very cool new thing. The Playstation 3 new motion control looks kinda funky too, very precise, which is an insane thing in this day in age. It was pretty awesome seeing him lift the skeleton's head with a sword and then smack it.
Red Steel 2 looks pretty awesome too. I have already pre-ordered my Wii Motion Plus for when that comes out. Along with that, other Wii announcements look amazing. Especially looking forward to Metroid: Other M by Team Ninja. And I'm looking forward to Wii Sports Resort now also.

An exciting E3 so far! I think Microsoft took the show so far though, Project Natal seems too good to be true!

In other news, Mecha Martyr is now a competition game over at ClashFlash you can play and compete here.

Oh, and I've also almost finished development on the new Rusty Arcade. I'll probably post when it's done. I'm really proud of it. Check it out later.

That's it for this week.
Na Nite.

So I know the next big thing to hit the gaming industry. I am proud to say that it is an invention I have come up with on my own and it will also help reduce poverty and possibly pollution problems. You can thank me later, the world.

The idea came to me moments ago when I was reading about a new Tony Hawks game called "RIDE". There aren't many details on the game at the moment but they have said they plan on releasing a new controller with it which is "set to redefine gaming by offering unparalleled hands-free gaming experience."
As far as I can tell the new controller is like a skateboard, "Playing on the board is unlike any other game, and I'm excited for everyone to have the chance to feel what it's really like to experience the true feeling of skateboarding."

Reading this I couldn't help but think about games like Rock Band, DJ Hero or Guitar Hero, where they're moving away from using traditional controllers and instead giving us piles of plastic shit to eventually fill some empty room with when we're bored with them. So I thought I'd try and jump on this bandwagon with
my new amazing idea.

The idea is to be used with shooting games, and my plan is to release a new controller which is basically a gun. It comes with new cartridges for added "realism", you "reload" the gun as you play like you would in real life, so people can feel what it's really like to experience what is going on in a zombie invasion (I like zombie films so I shall make a zombie game). For the wii version of the game you shall unpack the gun and start the game up as normal, 1 of the cartridges that comes with the new controller will allow you to play the game as normal, the other will be filled with real bullets. As soon as the player puts the cartridge with real bullets in the "controller" that will shoot their TV, hopefully this will make the player so upset that they will not want to go on living and thus shoot themselves.

The proper console version of the game will be different. The PS3/360 versions will come with an amazing headset which we'll use to market the game as a "virtual reality experience", the technology will have been worked on for many years to perfect it, but basically this headset will project new textures onto everything in your room, like a hologram. So the player will walk around with their headset and "gun controller" seeing what they think is a game right in front of their eyes, people in the street will be replaced with zombies and the player will be encouraged to shoot them with their gun. This version of the game will come with 4 cartridges filled with real bullets, and other people playing the game will appear to be co-op players helping you progress through the story. Then when the player has had enough of playing this "game" they will take off their headset, see that they have been running around in the street and then turn around to see the dozens of dead bodies behind them. Hopefully they will realise what they have done and be so depressed that they will end up taking their own life.

Now I know what you're thinking "Dick, it sounds like a great idea, but how do we get it past marketing and into enough homes?". Well that is simple, we actually make the game as a safe and playable game. We go all out making sure it is THE best game ever with a good story and great graphics and we send this to people to review. We make sure it gets the best score possible, paying people to rate it higher if needs be. This is when we start a massive ad campaign, we make sure that everyone knows about the game and knows that it is amazing. We also run a competition with various websites and magazines giving away 100 free copies of the game (so if nothing else we get rid of 100 tossers).

When enough people know about the game is when we release it into the world, we sell it for just 25 pounds (the pound sign kills this site apparently, so I had to write that word in full) so it's cheap and affordable. Then we sit back watching the money come in and the population decrease, we can even use CCTV to record some of the hilarious moments from people playing the game and put it on TV.

I think the idea is a hit because it does a number of great things, it gets rid of a lot of people (and as we all know people are shit). With fewer people around overpopulation doesn't matter as much, with fewer people it means there is more food to go around and hopefully fewer starving people in the world, there is less pollution because there are fewer people driving on the roads, which also makes it safer for people to cross the roads (unless someone is outside playing my new zombie game that is). After maybe a year or so we'll send out a signal to all of the guns and headsets to disable them so people can no longer play the game and then we'll replace them with the version the reviewers got so it's safe to go outside again.

Anyway, that's all I have for this amazing idea at the moment.
Na nite

P.S. As much as I hate people and don't like being around them a lot of the time I am not encouraging

So lately, we've been browsing Todays Big Thing videos. It's a pretty good website. Also FMyLife has been pretty fun lately too.

I was depressed to find that an FML featured on the website had happened to me before... but worse. The person was late for their first day of work, which they were not told about. Turns out my FML story would be -

Today, I had a phone call from a restaurant asking why I hadn't shown up for my shift. I didn't even know I had gotten the job, or was even scheduled to work. I was fired from a job I never knew I had. FML

But turns out that employer was a dick anyway. So that was cool.

So Chuck just finished season 2, and hopefully we'll be getting a season 3 soon, but it is in danger of not. Please please show your support for chuck by visiting Save Chuck. Also join the facebook group and whatever else you wanna do. I'm sure a lot of people want a new season.
I think it's around May 5th when they announce if it'll be axed or not, but you can find out first here.

That's it for this week.
Enjoy the NOM NOM

Na Nite

So we were in Bruges yesterday. Like the movie... although I don't know what happened in that movie cause we didn't see it.

It's a good place, lots of old things; old buildings, old shops, old people, old roads. Also lots of chocolate things; chocolate shops, chocolate bars, chocolate drinks, chocolate asses, chocolate boobs (see picture). We wandered around for a while and went up the Belfry tower, and went on a boat. It's a small city, and we saw the same people about 3 or 4 times wandering around different parts, which was creepy. It was a nice experience, lots of history and languages, apparently we look French sometimes. FML.

Also, last week I was told I cannot shit in my parents toilet. Which was fun.

If you're planning on going to Bruges and want to eat cheap, don't eat in the centre. It's fricking expensive, and not all that nice. Instead try the little shops on the outskirts of town. We can't speak for everywhere, but there are some really nice (and cheap) little shops down Katelijnestraat to the south. You can get a lovely Belgian waffle with toppings for just over 2€ (instead of 8€ in the centre). If you're wanting a hot chocolate drink, we reccommend De Proeverie down that street too. You get the chocolate sauce and the cream separate and it's amazing.

Anyway, I'm off to check out our tattoo designs (which we're getting tomorrow).
Na Nite Tuesdayonians.

Welcome back to Party Tuesday (for those of you that read us).

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So, that woman gave birth to 8 babies, that's fucked up... anyway, here the video is for that.

Also as Tamra said, check out F*** My Life, there is some really funny stuff on there, it makes me feel much better about my life. Although it's pretty good right now with Tamra being here.

That's it for this week. Hope you visit us again for another update next Tuesday.

-Rich

Sup!?

So it's been about 2 and a half months. Not bad. Every relationship has its rough patches, so don't feel too bad about it will you? Ok, good.

:) I'm back with my man (as apparently you've been told) it's been an interesting trip if I do say so myself. I met Dick, which is an accomplishment I suppose, of sorts. It's been nice today, which is good, because today was the first day I've been outside for a walk in a while.

The reason for my update is simply because I'm bored of doing chores. I've cleaned the room, organized our underwear drawers, done two loads of laundry, sent a birthday card to my mom and brother and finally... bought an onion. Why the onion you ask? Well, we're having chilli tonight and we need an onion.

I have a friend who's coming for a visit from Canada on Thursday. She's super excited.
I have a question for you all. If someone gave you the opportunity to travel internationally to a country you've always wanted to visit would you go? If no, what if they saved you thousands of dollars by giving you a place to sleep, means of transportation around the country, and a place to cook so you wouldn't have to spend hundreds on eatting out. Would you go then? Would you say that you were going to go and then a week or so before you're supposed to leave just decide that you arn't going to go... but NOT tell ANYONE. Just keep it to yourself and then when they ask if you're ready to leave you say "No, not going anymore I have stuff going on". STUFF isn't something important. STUFF is just like... cleaning your room. You can put off cleaning your room for an international holiday... but no... apparently you would rather have wasted everyone's time and everyone's efforts in helping you leave the country by... being a bitch....

I had another friend that was supposed to come... and that's what she did... incase you hadn't caught on.


Anyways, go here it's fun. The sex ones especially. :)

Happy Tuesday!

Mecha Martyr screen shot

It's possimpible has occured! The possible and the impossible joined together to form... the possimpible!

We're back! Huzzah!

It was due to the server having some errors, but it's all good now.

Since I last updated, Tamra has arrived back here with me, and it's going really good :). She might be a little bored and shit cause I still have uni so I have to leave for a bit every day. But I am at home most of the time.

In other news I made a new game. Mecha Martyr is a new mecha shooter where you play as a flying, upgrading mecha.

Check it out on Newgrounds now!

That's it for this week. Tamra might be updating too. As for me... it's time to go food shopping (if I can convince Tamra)

Na Nite