So yeah, it's like 00:50 and I need to rant about something.

Nothing was on so I had BBC 2 on, ended up watching the sky at night and Sir Patrick Moore appears and starts telling us the fascinating history of this telescope. So I thought "Great stuff, you can learn some interesting things at this time on TV". Then all of a sudden I tought "Who came up with the idea of making this man the gamesmaster?" Seriously, who? I mean here is a great man, he's been knighted by the Queen for all of his amazing accomplishments in astronomy. He's pretty much dedicated his entire working life to helping all of us try to learn and understand a little bit more about the universe and trying to figure out what exactly made this planet we live on and help us all learn about our neighbouring planets too. But if you ask nicely he'll tell you the up, down, left, right, A + start cheat for sonic.
"Yes Patrick, that is an amazing thing you've done there, you've found a brand new galaxy and even recorded the sound it's making using this amazing piece of equipment that was built 50 years ago. I'd love to appreciate it properly and talk with you about it, but I can't because at the moment I'm stuck on level 2 of Mario as this plant keeps shooting fire at me"
"Nonsence boy, all you need to do is grab that mushroom to make him bigger, jump to that platform and then to the ledge at the very top of the level and run all the way along it to the end."

So yeah, I really need to know who thought that was a good career move for the man, because I just don't see the connection.