Article posted by Dick on 04/07/08
Posted in category "Rants"
Dick So...Big Brother is back on TV eh? Smashing.

I'll be honest, I'm English...and I'm me, so most of the time I am in a really bad mood. So I like to complain about it in private most of the time, because I'm English and we'd rather suffer in mumbled tones than complain loudly and let someone else hear.

So anyway, Big Brother. I, like most people will only watch the opening show so I can piss and moan about how annoying, selfish, ignorant and vein people are. I'll complain about them for a bit and then not watch it again, until someone gets racist in which case I tune in so I, like the rest of the viewing public can all be outraged at it and call for a public hanging.

Now as I said I usually only watch for controversy and the opening night. But tonight I was at a lose end, I had no music to play, nothing to upload to youtube and there was nothing on TV until 10. So rather than sit in silence I thought I'd put channel 4 on in the background. I don't know why but this lass on Big Brother was in "jail", I assume she'd done something wrong and was being punished. Anyway, she was so fucking whiney complaining about being "cooooooolllllld", not cold, oh no, she had to drag that word right the fuck out. And because she was cold she broke a mirror, as you do...apparently. Sorry, but breaking things because you're cold isn't acceptable behaviour in society, so just because you're on TV thinking you're so fucking popular (when nobody likes you at all outside) doesn't give you the right to break stuff for petty reasons. If she thinks that's ok I should find out where she lives and in winter when she's out smash her face in because I'm too cold. It's England ffs, it's cold most of the year here and we all usually complain about it, we don't break stuff because of it, we just complain about it and that makes us great. And with global warming, if winters get colder it just makes us great for a few more years.

Anyway, I can't think of a decent way to end this, I don't want to go into why I've not posted much at all this year. So I shall end by just saying...

Na nite.