So, I woke up this morning with what could be described as the "best link ever" sitting on my off-line messages.
It was a long URL, I thought Dick was making it up - because he does stuff like that... but I clicked it anyway... It read "howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight".

It was a real web page, I was surprised. Then I took a closer look at the title...

"How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?"

Wow! I really do genuinely want to know this! I mean who wouldn't? If you were really stuck in a basket ball sized court with a bunch of no mercy 5 year olds coming at you with rage in their eyes and nothing but the lust for blood... how many could I take out before I hit the deck?

The answer is 25 by the way... sounds about right.

So, ladies and gentlemen of the Tuesday persuasion, I present to you...

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

Feel free to comment with how many you could take - and why you think you could take more or less.

Na Nite

OMFG!!!

Sorry I have failed to update in like a year and a half. But school is up my ass about exams and exams and more exams. And all I have time for is facebook, lol. I got a new job, quit my old one, did my pre-christmas cleaning, bought new stuff, FINALLY got my passport as I'm off to England soon!!!

Yea, so I've been kinda busy. My new job is freaking Awesome though, I can carry around pets as I work. But the birds are a head ache and a half to deal with. And the smell in the back room... Well let's just say I'd prefer horse dung smell to that.

I cannot wait until school is done. Then I can take my year off, visit the world... Apply for uni... all that fun shit. STOKED... Anyways I added a video check it out...

Happy Tuesday

Dick:
Rich, in all seriousness, I have a proper question to ask you
Rich:
okay
Dick:
What, Rich
WHAT
is the story in Balamory?
Rich:
Wouldn't YOU like to know?

So I probably should of updated a long time ago. But as you can see I've been really busy. It took me 3 weeks to come up with that.
No it really happened... I thought Dick would ask something meaningful like "What do you do when a friend asks you to do something you don't feel comfortable with?"

I hope you all had a good new years. I think I just drank a whole cup of Cofftea... half Coffee half Tea half HORRIBLE.

I got an iPod touch, which is quite fun. But Tamra is really mad at me for getting it. I kinda asked for it and she said no... then I got it anyway. That was a mistake... shit. I also assumed that she knew I had bought it because I had mentioned it a few times, but she didn't and she only just found out. She's quite mad at me now. So guys in a serious relationship - ask your spouse for advice, and if she says no, DON'T DO IT. It's a good idea.

So if you'd like to post what you did for new years or Christmas and amusing anecdotes (hahaha Mongoose Vodka!) you can feel free to comment here!

Hope you all had a good one :) Lets all hope for super 2008!

So last Thursday I was supposed to go out to lunch which my dad to my favorite restraunt at the other side of the city. I ended up taking a wrong turn and got lost. Then my dad calls me and tells me that the place closes in 10 minutes for lunch. Then Rich calls and looks up where I was on google maps or something and starts TRYING to direct me. In the end I realize that I WAS on the right road and would have gotten there in 2 minutes had Richard NOT have told me to take a certain turn.

Anyways, I was lost and not really looking at the view, just following the car ahead of me and trying to read road signs. I notice a school and I start slowing down... then I see lights behind me... Now, I've driving for 2 years or so now and I've never been pulled over, it was quite dramatic.

He walks up, I roll down the window...
*deep mean voice* "You realise you were going 60 to 70 km/h in a school zone?" FUCKING CREEPY!!!
He asks for my license registration and insurance, my parents only told me they were in the glove compartment... so I handed him the 200 or so pages of shit we have shoved in there and let him go through it all.
"Yes," I said. "Once I saw you"
...turns out he has no sense of humor...

He starts questioning me asking me where I was going, why the fuck I didn't see the school, who's vehicle this was... ect. And me of course, sucking at life as I do start crying... He then tells me the ticket will be $170 - $200 dollars. I think: that's great give it to me so I can go eat my fucking food.

I must have been the most pathetic, stupid looking girl he's ever seen in his life...
but eventually he just said, "You can go now" And hands me back my 200 papers.

I can't believe he didn't ticket me, which was nice... but he WAS SOOO FUCKING SCARY!!!but whatever, I was lucky! Here's a piece of advice, if you're going to do something illegal...

Don't get caught.

Yes, I am doing my Tuesday update on a Monday.

So yeah, wisdom teeth coming through REALLY fucking hurts. Last night it took me around 4 fucking hours to get to sleep because it was so fucking painful.

I used to get pissed off at the baby downstairs crying all hours of the night when it was getting its teeth coming through, now though I can fully understand why. Because it hurts like a bitch. I mean, when I was younger and I thought about growing up when my last adult tooth came through I didn't ever think I'd have anymore teeth coming through. Let alone new ones. I'm 20 for fuck sake and I'm going through something a baby goes through, and I feel sorry for babies, because while I don't physically cry through the pain it is putting me through at least if anyone goes "Dick, why are you so grumpy today?" I can express the fucking discomfort I am in, in a short sharp burst rather than keep every bastard within hearing distance up.

What could make such a pain worse? Well that would be the pricks I know (Rich included) either saying "Oh, well it doesn't hurt me at all" or "Well, I had mine taken out a few years ago". That's really rubbing your face in it, it's essentially showing off in a really annoying way.


Anyway, I'm done now.
Na nite.