I was on the lolcats website the other day and I came across this picture and I almost peed myself laughing at it. I thought I should share it with the world. To see it...

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I had the dumbest argument with Rich the other day. I was just complaining that I lost my romote for my dvd player. This is how it went:

Me: I can't find my dvd remote
Him: Did you look for it?
Me: Obviously
Him: Did you look everywhere?
Me: I tore my room apart
Him: Did you look under your bed?
Me: Well... yea... I tore my room apart
Him: Does your other dvd player have a remote?
Me: yea, but it's broken
Him: But it has a remote?
Me: Yes... But it's broken
Him: Couldn't you use that one?
Me: No...
Him: Why not?
Me: Because it's broken...
Him: Oh... But it has a remote right?
OMG!!!

It's like having this argument:

"Could this be red?"
"No... It's blue"
"But... It could become red?"
"yes, it could. But it's not. It's blue"
"Are you sure it's not red?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because it's blue"
"But if you painted it red, wouldn't that make it red?"
"Yes, it would. However, it's not painted red, its blue."
"If you were colour blind, could that make it red?"
"Perhaps... But it's blue"
"BUT"
"...it's blue"

It just doesn't make any sense.
Happy Tuesday

So Rich decided to discuss the topic of man bags with me last week. As far as I know a man bag is a purse... for a man! They even have their own website! go there and give it a go.


MAN BAG?!?!

Dont they look so happy?

Anyways, today I had a "pre-cancerous" mole removed from my upper back. And all I can say is there's nothing quite like the sound of your own flesh being torn without you feeling anything. My head was on its side and he was cutting only a few inches from my ear and I could hear this AWEFUL noise that can be best described as sand paper being very slowly dragged along something sqwishy. UGH! it was horrible. It made my mom almost throw up when I described it to her. :) Of course I couldn't care so I almost fell asleep in the O.R. good fun.

I was playing 20 questions the other day and for some reason it can't guess pillow. But it also cant guess Tamra, or Tamra's friends, or Tamra's boyfriend. Appearently I'm a siberean tiger, which I though was cool. Those things are either dumb fucks or THE shit I'll tell you that.

Have a good week!

Want proof that Wednesday is shit compared to Tuesday? Well I have just that. Tuesday was awesome, it rained so it wasn't too hot and dry, plants were watered and various other animals were helped by the water I'm sure.
Then Wednesday comes along and it's sunny and so warm, so the plants that were watered yesterday are now feeling the effects as they're burning on the tips of the leaves. Also I have an infestation this wednesday, a gay infestation. Yes, there are indeed 20 ladybirds on the inside of my window. And as far as I know there is nothing for them to eat in my flat so if they fly any more inside it'll just be a case of leaving yellow blobs of poo everywhere.

At least Tuesday is still awesome, yesterday the weather was perfect and I wasnt bothered by many people.
It was also the first day I supported the Postal strike in the UK as I thought if anyone feels the need to strike on a Tuesday then it must be serious. I also weirded some people out in my local Tesco Express by going in at 22:55, 5 mins before closing time and buying bread and only bread from the people who were playing card behind the counter.

Anyways I'm gonna go now and get rid of all the ladybirds, it's annoying me that much. Also sorry for any spelling mistakes but I can't be arsed to spellcheck or any shit like that. Na nite.

Party Tuesday version 3.0 is up. After weeks and weeks of slavery over this website it is finally releasable.

Version 3.0 brings you some more new crap over the last Party Tuesday. Including sectioned news, videos and image previews. I know you're probably not impressed and think there isn't all that much, but it means hopefully in a few weeks I can update with v3.1 and it will rule! Yey!

Please excuse the graphics if you think they suck. They are only temporary graphics until Eddy is free and can help me out with his awesome skills and super kindness.

Anyway, to show off our new features, I'll attach a video to this post.

I hope you like it.
Na nite folks!

So yeah, it's like 00:50 and I need to rant about something.

Nothing was on so I had BBC 2 on, ended up watching the sky at night and Sir Patrick Moore appears and starts telling us the fascinating history of this telescope. So I thought "Great stuff, you can learn some interesting things at this time on TV". Then all of a sudden I tought "Who came up with the idea of making this man the gamesmaster?" Seriously, who? I mean here is a great man, he's been knighted by the Queen for all of his amazing accomplishments in astronomy. He's pretty much dedicated his entire working life to helping all of us try to learn and understand a little bit more about the universe and trying to figure out what exactly made this planet we live on and help us all learn about our neighbouring planets too. But if you ask nicely he'll tell you the up, down, left, right, A + start cheat for sonic.
"Yes Patrick, that is an amazing thing you've done there, you've found a brand new galaxy and even recorded the sound it's making using this amazing piece of equipment that was built 50 years ago. I'd love to appreciate it properly and talk with you about it, but I can't because at the moment I'm stuck on level 2 of Mario as this plant keeps shooting fire at me"
"Nonsence boy, all you need to do is grab that mushroom to make him bigger, jump to that platform and then to the ledge at the very top of the level and run all the way along it to the end."

So yeah, I really need to know who thought that was a good career move for the man, because I just don't see the connection.