Mongoose vodka... the only vodka made with real mongoose!

Seriously, I don't know who has a favorite vodka... I guess gays! That's who!
That was awfully crude of me really wasn't it? Well... this is Party Tuesday.

It's kinda late to update - I know, but yesterday I was so tired and feeling so lazy. I kinda idled by during work and it was kinda wierd.

So was this message I had... I think they want me to upgrade

So yeah, I'm hungry and my dinner is frying in the pan so this will be quick so it doesn't burn and what not.

Yeah, Tuesday was an odd day. 2 weeks ago a radiator fell off a wall in my front room, I rang my landlord and he said no worries, he'd get it sorted. Then this week as I'm setting off out the door at 8am a plumber calls and says he's been told to do the radiators.
So I waited in for him to arrive, 15 mins later or so he gets here and it was someone me and Rich went to school with. So we were talking about various bits of shit like what we've been up to and what other people have been doing. Anyways 2 hours later it's sorted so I ran off to a course I am on. Got there and the smarmy bitch who is teaching it just goes "Oh, good afternoon" like I'm something she just stepped in, so I just said "Excuse me?" "Oh, nothing, it's just nice that you decided to join us". So I just put her straight, telling her how I had rang in to explain why I would be late and it couldn't be helped. So she just said "Oh, ok then, calm down". Fucking bitch.

Anyways, food time.
Na nite.

Yo folks!
How is it going this week? Send your answers to Tamra. I'm sure she wants to hear all about it.

I know I'm dumb... what of it?

Anyway, this video has been long overdue. I don't know why I didn't add it sooner. I give you, the Young Chuck Norris!

We'll have to add The Chronicles of Narnia rap too.

I've been working on lots of lovely features for the new Party Tuesday. Lots of cool stuff for you lovely peoples. Mainly stuff like a poll... and... that's about it. I'll try and finish it this weekend if I don't lazy out. But my hands are starting to gay off due to typing so much at work and what have you.

Nothing really interesting happened. I really want a remote control helicopter. If you wanna send me one you can. I'd appreciate it.

Anyway :) Have fun!
Na nite

I was on the lolcats website the other day and I came across this picture and I almost peed myself laughing at it. I thought I should share it with the world. To see it...

Click Here

I had the dumbest argument with Rich the other day. I was just complaining that I lost my romote for my dvd player. This is how it went:

Me: I can't find my dvd remote
Him: Did you look for it?
Me: Obviously
Him: Did you look everywhere?
Me: I tore my room apart
Him: Did you look under your bed?
Me: Well... yea... I tore my room apart
Him: Does your other dvd player have a remote?
Me: yea, but it's broken
Him: But it has a remote?
Me: Yes... But it's broken
Him: Couldn't you use that one?
Me: No...
Him: Why not?
Me: Because it's broken...
Him: Oh... But it has a remote right?
OMG!!!

It's like having this argument:

"Could this be red?"
"No... It's blue"
"But... It could become red?"
"yes, it could. But it's not. It's blue"
"Are you sure it's not red?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because it's blue"
"But if you painted it red, wouldn't that make it red?"
"Yes, it would. However, it's not painted red, its blue."
"If you were colour blind, could that make it red?"
"Perhaps... But it's blue"
"BUT"
"...it's blue"

It just doesn't make any sense.
Happy Tuesday

So Rich decided to discuss the topic of man bags with me last week. As far as I know a man bag is a purse... for a man! They even have their own website! go there and give it a go.


MAN BAG?!?!

Dont they look so happy?

Anyways, today I had a "pre-cancerous" mole removed from my upper back. And all I can say is there's nothing quite like the sound of your own flesh being torn without you feeling anything. My head was on its side and he was cutting only a few inches from my ear and I could hear this AWEFUL noise that can be best described as sand paper being very slowly dragged along something sqwishy. UGH! it was horrible. It made my mom almost throw up when I described it to her. :) Of course I couldn't care so I almost fell asleep in the O.R. good fun.

I was playing 20 questions the other day and for some reason it can't guess pillow. But it also cant guess Tamra, or Tamra's friends, or Tamra's boyfriend. Appearently I'm a siberean tiger, which I though was cool. Those things are either dumb fucks or THE shit I'll tell you that.

Have a good week!